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Hey, how's it goin?

When we got engaged, we laid down one rule: No dogs until after the wedding. Roughly 40 days before our wedding, we end up with a dog. I’m not surprised. And, as usual, we can’t name him – the same reason our rats are still anonymous after 3 years. One even died anonymously (Anonymous Rats might make a great name for a band). Continue reading “A Short History of Our Unnamed Dog” »

Red Flag

As some of you may know, I recently lost a good friend of mine a few weeks back, causing the lull in posts and general life activities. I’m shifting back into normal, and to help facilitate the transition, I’d like to share a photo I took that I know he’d appreciate: The Rape Stick

Because "Serial Zester" doesn't sound right

Saturday evening I suffered from some stomach cramps that woke me up a few times at night. I don’t think I’m on my period. Sunday, I woke up feeling hungover despite not drinking and studying for the MPRE Saturday night. I dropped Em off at her shower, returned home, and started feeling really sick. Shortness of breath, pounding headache, slightly dizzy, and constant pain in my ribs/hips/shoulders. All I wanted to do was sleep. Continue reading “I Think I Have Carbon Monoxide Poisoning” »