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Another fart, this time short and wet, like if you give a raspberry but you pucker extra hard. It just sounded dirty

She just unleashed her first powerbomb in a few weeks, but it was a stinker. It was low and wet, lasted about 2.5 seconds and resembled the sound of ripping the cardboard back off a spiral notebook. She then answered the phone and then hung up quickly as if afraid

She just farted then offered me a pretzel

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