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The whale is officially out as of today, and the landlord has contacted us about helping deal with this situation.
So it looks like we’re not officially crazy cat people

…There’s a message to your movements
That really gets my goat…

It seems as though I cannot escape weird and/or fat people. Take, for example, the Green Giant, ANT, or the infamous cubemate. Or the un-mentioned FLAM (Fat Lesbian Above Me). Somehow, like a moth to a flame, I find myself in situations where there are large-and-in-charge people causing plenty of drama.

Which brings me to my gut feeling: There’s another, new fat ass in my life. And she’s closer than ever before - she’s my neighbor.

As it turns out, our neighbor has been telling our landlord that the mountains of cat shit piling up outside her window, on the opposite side of the building from us (e.g. out her bedroom window), is our doing. As is the child’s bicycle that’s always in the hallway, blocking access to the apartment building. Because, you know, she’s the one who was teen pregnant and now has a pre-tween crotchfruit being neglected. At least the landlord never saw the blood all over the stairwell she left there for a few months, because we probably would have been blamed for that too since we’re the ones who eventually cleaned it up.

As if that wasn’t enough, she then asked my fiance for money 2 weeks ago, to the day, and has yet to pay us back. Instead, we get some sob story about how she was one teen pregnant and now she’s not.

So, in the mean time, I will stay vigilant. She will develop a nickname, and I will run it into the ground with ninjapix and witty comments. And I will post them here, as they happen, because everyone needs a bit more fat drama in their lives.

ANT

Fattie Eating a Popsicle for Breakfast

The Green Giant

The Infamous Cubemate

New slew of long-overdue banhammers, courtesy to JackAsshole, Ruca, damnaged, stevenboof, and as always - Timanous

First, I’d like to start off by thanking the modmin who put the time, effort, and creative energy into making this instant classic into something that I’d consider nothing short of pure art:

• Quite Unfunny Experiment Using Encoded Articulation By User Seeking Entertainment

Aside from that, the rest are also quite good, some straightforward, some just simple expressions of aggrivation:

• Goddammitsomuch
• Please Don’t Call Out Other Farkers in Headlines
• Threads like this never end well
• Threads like this don’t usually end well. In this case, it didn’t start well either
• For the love of all that is holy, please educate yourself by reading the FArQ before you submit
• This won’t end very wel
• Shorn Scrotum Thread? No.

It’s here! It’s live! Instead of posting a brazillion threads about gamertags and Wii IDs, there’s one central location for the TotalFark Gaming Community. Head over to lobby.elchode.com and register with your TotalFark login to join. We hope to organize TF game tournaments, or if you just want to talk about various games, there’s that too.

The only requirements for registration is that you have TF at the time of signing up. When you register, I’ll check your login against TF to make sure you are in fact a TFer, and then you’ll be in.

If your TF lapses, you’ll be fine. My goal is just to not let the board get out of hand. Also if you have a really good friend who is a liter and you’re willing to vouch for them, we can make exceptions.

Finally, if you’re a TFette, I’ve set up a section just for the ladies since for some reason dudes get freaked out when girls play video games and enjoy kicking them from sessions. So if you want to have an all girl game, go for it. The dudes can’t see what’s inside.

I’ll post any more major updates here.